Why would you admit this to the internet?

Valentine’s Day has once again snuck up on us unlucky lovers. We can either all sulk in our singleness or watch other single people be way more pathetic than us. The internet was built by reply guys and cringey single people to air their grievances. So we’ve gathered the most down bad people who are probably eating chocolates alone this Valentine’s Day.

Anime dweebs, playing pretend with Wojaks, and rotisserie chicken dinners in your car are not activities of the gainfully partnered. There are also people willfully posting their relationship Ls. One woman got stood up for a date cause they wanted to record a podcast about their friend's NFTs. But no one is more creative and forward-thinking than the reply guy. To some social media users, their recurring reply guys are the closest thing to a long-lasting relationship in these modern times.

Scroll down and recoil at the sheer single shamelessness.